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5 hours ago

biznasties:

50 cents for tupacs of eminems thats ludacris

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5 hours ago

acutelesbian:

You never really know someone until you see how they react when their chips get stuck in the vending machine.

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5 hours ago
me: i'll do it at 7PM
time: 7:02PM
me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
2 days ago
girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
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Teacher: I need one of you to take this to the office.

Me:

(Source: ki-itten, via lolsofunny)

3 days ago

if we follow each other i automatically consider you my friend so don’t be surprised if i reply to your posts like i’ve known you for ages

(Source: bieberarts, via departfromevil)

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